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         <title>CarrollBlog 7.3</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Just because you're smart doesn't mean you're right<br />
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The more you talk about yourself, the less people listen<br />
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If you ever start thinking a little too highly of yourself, write for five minutes with your wrong hand. It's a nice instant-humbler.<br />
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Never *ever* try to catch a sharp object when you drop it.<br />
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Don't try finding shelter from the rain by walking close by a building. That's where all the big drops fall.<br />
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You can divide most writers into those with messy desks or those with creepily clean ones<br />
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Try and do as much handwriting as you can. It reminds you of who you really are. If your handwriting is lousy, write slowly. Legibility with your hand is like thinking before you speak. <br />
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 7.2</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>At the neighborhood butcher they have a new feature-- free postcards of meat. On one wall near the front counter is a large selection of postcards with photos of different cuts-- steak, roast, chops, etcetera. All of them shot against stark white backgrounds so you get the real oomph of the delicious looking heartiness of the...meat. You can have as many of them as you like. Standing on line waiting my turn, I think who the hell would send someone a postcard with a picture of meat on it? "Having a great hamburger. Wish you were here." </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 7.1</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>A woman is walking down the street talking loudly to herself, gesturing dramatically, shaking her head. I'm sitting at an outdoor restaurant watching. My first thought-- uh oh-- here comes a nut. Then I see a man walking a few feet behind her. He's looking at the back of her head very intently. I wonder "what's *he* doing, staring at her like that?" Suddenly she plunks herself down at a table near me. The man sits down across from her and she goes on talking-- to him. I realized that in seconds I've thought three entirely different things about these people, two of them dead wrong She's a nut. He's a stalker. Oh it's okay-- they're a *couple*.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.30</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The Lonely Shoe Lying on the Road<br />
by Muriel Spark</p>

<p>One sad shoe that someone has probably flung<br />
out of a car or truck. Why only one?</p>

<p>This happens on an average one year<br />
in four. But always throughout my <br />
life, my travels, I see it like <br />
a memorandum. Something I have <br />
forgotten to remember,</p>

<p>            that there are always <br />
mysteries in life. That shoes<br />
do not always go in pairs, any more<br />
than we do. That one fits;<br />
the other, not. That children can <br />
thoughtlessly and in a merry fashion<br />
chuck out someone's shoe, split up<br />
someone's life.</p>

<p>            But usually that shoe that I <br />
see is a man's, old, worn, the sole<br />
parted from the upper.<br />
Then why did the owner keep the other,<br />
keep it to himself? Was he<br />
afraid (as I so often am with <br />
inanimate objects) to hurt it's feelings?<br />
That one shoe in the road invokes <br />
my awe and my sad pity. </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.29</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The Effort<br />
by Billy Collins</p>

<p>Would anyone care to join me<br />
in flicking a few pebbles in the direction<br />
of teachers who are fond of asking the question:<br />
"What is the poet trying to say?"</p>

<p>as if Thomas Hardy and Emily Dickinson<br />
had struggled but ultimately failed in their efforts—<br />
inarticulate wretches that they were,<br />
biting their pens and staring out the window for a clue.</p>

<p>Yes, it seems that Whitman, Amy Lowell <br />
and the rest could only try and fail<br />
but we in Mrs. Parker's third-period English class<br />
here at Springfield High will succeed</p>

<p>with the help of these study questions<br />
in saying what the poor poet could not,<br />
and we will get all this done before<br />
that orgy of egg salad and tuna fish known as lunch.</p>

<p>Tonight, however, I am the one trying <br />
to say what it is this absence means,<br />
the two of us sleeping and waking under different roofs.<br />
The image of this vase of cut flowers,</p>

<p>not from our garden, is no help.<br />
And the same goes for the single plate, <br />
the solitary lamp, and the weather that presses its face <br />
against these new windows--the drizzle and the<br />
    morning frost.</p>

<p>So I will leave it up to Mrs. Parker,<br />
who is tapping a piece of chalk against the blackboard,<br />
and her students—a few with their hands up,<br />
others slouching with their caps on backwards—</p>

<p>to figure out what it is I am trying to say<br />
about this place where I find myself<br />
and to do it before the noon bell rings<br />
and that whirlwind of meatloaf is unleashed. </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.28</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>I was listening to a lecture by Ken Wilbur about consciousness. He mentioned something I had never thought about. Yet as soon as I heard it, my mind jumped on its horse and rode off in all sorts of interesting directions. Wilbur said one of the profound differences between mankind centuries ago and today was that in the past because a person was born, raised and usually died in one community and rarely left, their exposure to religious/spiritual ideas was limited to what was taught or believed only in that community. In modern times, particularly now with the ubiquity, width and breadth of the internet, a child in a remote community in, say, Mali, can learn in an instant about Buddhism, Christian Science, or Zoroastrianism. Sure, in the past missionaries from the various religions were sent out to the four corners of the earth to try and convert the heathen. But they were only individuals here and there. Now all that's needed is a computer and a modem and huge numbers of people can have their most fundamental beliefs challenged or changed-- in an instant. I have always been fascinated by the idea of what we might be or have been if we were simply exposed to it. We would have been firm Catholics if we'd learned about that belief when we were most receptive to religious teaching. Or a great chess player if someone had only taught us how to play as children. How about a world class baker if we hadn't had a Mom who hated to cook and anything to do with the kitchen. Wilbur extends that idea way way out--- to God. Never in a million years would I (says the person in Mali, for example) have thought God or religion could be conceived in ways that contrast so hugely with my own. But now that I have learned about some of them, my world view and life could change profoundly.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.26</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>On my Twitter account (jscarroll) I get lots of feedback from people who either do or don't like my comments and the links I post there. Most of their remarks are either nice or entirely reasonable, but there's one guy in particular who has begun to fascinate me. For no apparent reason he sends almost daily YouTube clips of stuff that is absolutely irrelevant to me, my work, what I have posted, whatever. Things like clips from old Russian movies of the 1950's, a performance by a Hungarian violinist, a grainy documentary about the Cinecitta movie studio in Italy.etc. At first I thought the guy was just nuts and quickly erased whatever he sent after a cursory look and a mental "Uh oh, here he goes again" when I saw what he decided to send today. But then his selections became so odd, like a 1970's Swedish advertisement for chewing gum (and a boring one to boot), that I started looking more closely at them, trying to figure out why he might have thought this was something he should send me. </p>

<p>In Egyptian times, high priests used something called haruspication, which was the reading of the guts of dead animals to predict the future. Sort of like today's teacup readers, but back then the priests believed there was a cosmic order to *everything* and if we were just smart enough to figure out that order, we'd have no trouble seeing what was coming next in life. I'm no high priest but I thought about haruspication today when yet another weird link came in from my special "fan." I thought if I can just figure out why he sent this, maybe, just maybe, the answer to it all would be just a breath-- or another strange YouTube clip-- away.<br />
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"If I start out by thinking about the plot, things don't go well. Small points, such as my impression of what is likely to occur, do come to mind, but I let the rest of the story take its own course. I don't want to spend as long as two years writing a story whose plot I already know." <br />
Haruki Murakami</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.25</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The art gallery up the street that you thought would fail as soon as you saw the kind of things they were displaying. It lasted a year but now there are signs in the window saying it's closing and everything is half price. The objects on display are awful and garish. Even at half price, who would pay 100 euro for an inflated balloon wrapped in different colored string, or 500 euro for a giant magenta plastic phallus that doubles as a stool? The gallery is full of such things and as the rain begins to fall again, the owner is looking forlornly out onto the street, the place behind her empty as always.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.24</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>There's a terrific short story entitled "Impulse" by Conrad Aiken. The gist of the tale is there's a ho-hum guy who lives a truly uninteresting, dull life. One day on impulse, he steals something silly from a store like a plastic comb or a cheap ballpoint pen. He is caught immediately, brought to the police for shoplifting... everything avalanches downhill from there into absolute disaster. The End. One little tickle of nutty impulse-- I've never done anything like this in my entire life-- and the guy is crushed. This morning while walking on a subway platform, I saw a distinguished looking gent reading a newspaper. He was nicely dressed and had on one of those snap brim hats you see men wearing on the TV show "Mad Men" or in John Cheever short stories. Approaching him, I thought I'm going to snatch that hat and run away down the platform. The impulse was so strong for two seconds that I actually had to make a wide "U" around the guy just in case my devil-side got the better of me. When far enough away to know it wasn't going to happen, I smiled and then remembered the Aiken story. The subway came and I spent the rest of the ride home wondering what might have happened if...<br />
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PS Speaking of Conrad Aiken, before dying he asked that his gravestone be a bench (in a Savannah, Georgia cemetery), so that visitors could sit on it and enjoy a glass of madeira with his spirit. The inscription on the stone bench is "Give my love to the world."</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.23</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ <br />
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         <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.22</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Meditation on the Word Need<br />
by Linda Rodriguez</p>

<p>The problem with words of emotion<br />
is how easily meaning drains<br />
from their fiddle-sweet sounds<br />
and they become empty instruments.<br />
I can say love<br />
and mean desire to give—<br />
open-handed, open-hearted—<br />
or I am drawn to the light<br />
shining from your soul—<br />
or my life is empty without you—<br />
or I want to run my hands<br />
and mouth down the length of you—<br />
or all of these at once.</p>

<p>Need, now, is a plain word.<br />
I need a nail to hang this picture.<br />
I need money to pay my bills.<br />
I need air and light,<br />
water and food,<br />
shelter from storm and sun and cold.<br />
To be healthy,<br />
to be sane,<br />
to survive,<br />
I need you. </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.19</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who use TWITTER, I just received this. If you're game, cut and paste it on:</p>

<p>" If anyone is on Twitter, set your location to Tehran and your time zone to GMT +3.30. Security forces are hunting for bloggers using location/timezone searches. The more people at this location, the more of a logjam it creates for forces trying to shut Iranians' access to the internet down. Cut & paste & pass it on."  </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.18</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>You see them now and then in bookstores that have chairs. They often wear huge unkempt beards that appear to have been growing untended for years. Their clothes are often inappropriate for the season-- for example they're wearing winter getups on 80 degree days.That's how I noticed him today-- a big beard and a thick wool jacket. He was sitting in a puffy lounge chair off in a corner of the store. Several books were lying next to him and one was open in his lap. He also had a notepad out and was writing furiously in it. I guessed it was in response to whatever he was reading because he'd read a while, impatiently turning the pages. Then he'd write fast and hard in his notebook-- like he had important or relevant ideas that had to be recorded right that second. Those singular loners in bookstores, prophet beards, a stack of chosen books nearby, their faces very serious, so intent on what they are doing. Whenever I see them I want to ask what it is they're writing-- their own stories, or arguments to whatever it is they're reading? Madness or brilliance being scribbled page after page. For whom? </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.14</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Beautiful Creature<br />
by Hafiz</p>

<p>There is a beautiful creature living<br />
in a hole you have <br />
dug.</p>

<p>so at night I set fruit and grains and little pots of wine and milk<br />
beside your soft earthen<br />
mounds.</p>

<p>and I often sing to you,<br />
but still, my dear, you do not come out.</p>

<p>I have fallen in love with someone<br />
who is hiding inside <br />
of you.</p>

<p>We should talk about this problem,<br />
otherwise I will never<br />
leave you<br />
alone!</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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         <title>CarrollBlog 6.13</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>A friend just had a baby. Watching her look at the infant, I realized something I knew but had never registered before-- there is a very special expression that women with infants (in particular) get on their faces when looking at their babies. I have never seen it on anyone else, but on new mothers I've seen it frequently. Even when a woman is with her partner, the father of the child, that singular look is only for her baby and has nothing to do with him, no matter how close they are. It says at the heart of the matter it's just you and me, child. Everyone else in the world, including your father, is over *there*. There's them and there's us. Forevermore an invisible line divides the rest of the world from the two of us.   <br />
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"Tattoos are reverse time machines: with time travel you can send a warning back to your younger self, with tattoos you send a mistake forward to your older self."</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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