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selections from Esquire Magazine's THE RULES:

Talk half as much as you listen
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A sandwich tastes exactly one-third better when
it's made by someone else.
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The only thing worse than words ending in "ly" are
words ending in "ize."

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Never Google old girlfriends
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Never begin an essay with a quote from the Bible
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Never name a child after a continent, a nation, or
a commonwealth.
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The people who elect to perform karaoke are
never the people you wish would perform karaoke
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Irony doesn't work on a tombstone
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The best religions have great hats
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The best looking musician is always the lead singer,
followed in descending order by the lead guitarist,
rhythm guitarist, drummer, and bass player.
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On any road trip, he who is driving gets control
of the radio. No exceptions.
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If you live long enough, you will resemble a gargoyle.