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My friend the policeman told a funny story. One of his colleagues is a no-nonsense, straight arrow cop who also happens to be physically huge and very scary looking. This man likes nothing more than to pull a car over, scold the driver for breaking the law, and then give them a summons. He prided himself on never letting anyone talk their way out of a ticket, no matter how valid or sad their reason. If you broke the law, you were punished. One day he stopped a car that was flying along way over the limit. He climbed slowly and dramatically out of his patrol car and ambled up to the other one, now parked. When he got there he saw that the driver was a very good looking woman. In his best scary-cop voice he said to her, "Why were you speeding? Where's the fire?" The woman looked up at him and immediately said, "Between my legs. Is your hose big enough to put it out?" The cop was so shocked both by her answer and the woman's tone of voice that without another word, he turned right around, got back into his car and drove away.